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hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

(Source: asian, via coluring)

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

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Dear Mr. President

oratorasaurus:

So you want to help fathers. This is a good thing, Mr. President. Those of us who are fathers want you to help us as well. Mr. President, let me give you a nice neat list of what needs to be done for fathers.

1. Make 50/50 parenting federal law.
2. Comprehensive, and fair…